South Park: The Stick of Truth

Story

From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming foretold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Game features

THE DEFINITIVE SOUTH PARK EXPERIENCE

Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park: The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.

AN EPIC QUEST TO BECOME... COOL

Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.

INTENSE COMBAT

Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.

SOUTH PARK CUSTOMIZATION

Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

Characters

WIZARD (CARTMAN)

Noble and mighty, the Wizard King commands all humans of Zaron! He has harnessed the power of farts and will lay waste to any enemy who crosses him. Such is the power of a Wizard and King...

PRINCESS (KENNY)

The fairest maiden in all of the kingdom. This breathtaking and lovely Princess is the pride of the human faction, with her unmatched ability to charm men. Don't ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it's just how he seems to be rolling right now...

PALADIN (BUTTERS)

As Court Paladin, it's his job to deliver the Wizard Kings' justice... and his mail. A noble and fair member of the Human faction, this Paladin also has the power to heal.

WARRIOR (STAN)

A brave and strong warrior of the Elven army. Along with his companion Sparky, this warrior serves as the right-hand man to the Elf King, and holds great power in his magical sword summons.

JEW ELF (KYLE)

For a thousand years, the Jew Elf has battled bravely against the Wizard King's human army. This leader of the Drow Elves has many strengths, but perhaps most menacing is his ability to kick the baby.

BARD (JIMMY)

Lord of Song, King of Comedy, and Knower of the Forbidden Note! The Bard is an essential member of the elven army, using the power of music to enchant and destroy his enemies.

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